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I AM A STUPID MAN.

Wed Jul 9, 2008, 6:43 PM
  • Mood: Screwed
  • Listening to: I have another best friend!
  • Reading: It's a girl~! Not really...It's both >:O
  • Watching: Kenney
  • Playing: Kelly
  • Eating: Karen
  • Drinking: I never knew I did stupid things like that :D
Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud
( ) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbow


Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing (What exactly is Sexing :confused:?
( ) sexed yourself hurting


Level 3
(x) Licked your toe (As a wittle cutie baby :D)?
( ) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
(x) Licked a dog ^^;


Level 4
(x) drank old milk (Didn't read the expriation date)...
( ) drank milk right from a cow
(x) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows (Where else could you get brown milk from 8D)
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over


Level 5
( ) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger


Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
(x) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by yourself
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house


Level 7
(x) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from - (cap?)


Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car
(x) Jumped out of a moving car (It was going slowly-ish)!
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( ) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Jumped off your house


Level 10
( ) Forgot where you live
( ) Forgot your own birthday
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning


Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car (BEEP BEEP)


Level 12
(x) Won A Burping contest (Whoop)!
( ) Burped the alphabet
(x) Burped just to break the silence
(x) Burped too hard and threw up (A tiny bit)!

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (While watching TV)
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice


Level 14
(x) Caught picking your nose
(x) Caught going to the bathroom outside (I WAS LITTLE...)
(x) Caught with your pants down (All the time ;)~)
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself (ONCE AGAIN, WHAT IS SEXING)!?


Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose
(x) Picked your nose and studied what came out
(x) Picked your nose till it bled
(x) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(x) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt


Level 16
(x) Told a lie
( ) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop


Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
(x) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself


Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Believed in Santa past the age of 8
(x) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs in the house.
(x) Believed you were NEVER too old for trick or treating


Level 19
(x) Threw a party for yourself
( ) Threw a ball at yourself
( ) Threw up on yourself
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch. (The problem is I got's not crotch...wait, huh!?)
(x) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face (Not mah face, does that count)?


Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing (Around my parents when they are mad at me ^^;)
(x) Pretended you were hot shit (Around guys I leiked...:stab:)
(x) Pretended you weren’t listening
(x) Pretended you were Spiderman :rofl: H'OYEAH!


Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) Went Sledding down the stairs (With a sleeping bag :D)


Level 23
( ) Tried to do a real cool back flip (I'm just not flexible like that)...but not backflips xD
(x) and busted your ass (A couple times)
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
(x) and didn’t lift your feet, retard


Level 24
( ) Ate food that you just kind of found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
(x) Ate something nasty to get a laugh (Well...looked nasty but tasted good...)
( ) Cried when no one laughed


Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
(x) Cried when you didn’t get your way (If I really super duper really extremely need or want it)-Rarely
(x) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex <---HAVEN'T DONE THAT YET THANK YOU VERY MUCH.


Level 26
( ) Gone swimming naked <---Maybe someday LAWLZ
(x) Gone swimming in a strangers pool (FDJSKAFJSA)
( ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(x) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ <--Still do but NOW I bring rubber bath toys and bubbles with me! Cause I can set it up all by myself :giggle:


Level 27
(x) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was an awesome racecar
(x) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(x) rode the dog (Giddyup doggy)


Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house
(x) Locked yourself out of your car
( ) Locked yourself IN the car
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
( ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys


Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( ) over-cooked the Easy MAC
(x) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) over-cooked yourself at the beach (I'm feeling the burn)


Level 31
(x) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn’t there (I tripped and I started cracking up :D!)

Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them (When I was little I was at Target with my brother and I wanted a toy so I jumped onto this lady and said "MOMMY CAN YOU BUY THIS FOR ME?!" And it was funny cause the lady was blonde and I am an asain person >O<;)
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
( ) Shaved your eyebrows (...Nope!)
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony.

TOTAL: 74 (61.6%)
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IMA GO SHAVE MY FOREST NAO! :evillaugh: xD
LOLOLOLOL...


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LLALWLAWLLWZ, shave it up ;)
Can I see how a naked forest looks like at school :-o?

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:rofl:~!

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ahhh i'm 65.38% of the things D: so stupid lols

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oops 65.83%

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Don't worry, you aren't stupid :hug:~!

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I love doing stupid things though :XD:~!

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yay! :D

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